"i am a good guy and id like to see u again. it would have to be a secret because i have a girlfriend. i will leave her soon." Leeds, England
"Don't speak your fucking portuguese!" - "What? I´m from Canada. I speak english." Calgary, Canada
"I had a girlfriend from Slovakia in Canada." - "Uhm uhm. I don´t believe you." - "Why?" - "Because Canada is so fucking far away."
"Where are you from?" - "Czech Republic." - "And why are you speaking english?"
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